Meh to f*ck YEAH: Overhaul Your Onboarding in 5 Days!

January 13th - 17th, 2025

Ditch the Dull and Say Hello to Onboarding That Wows!

Ready to transform that clunky client onboarding into something that makes you (and your clients) say, “Hell YES!”? In just 5 days, we’ll turn your onboarding process from blah to brilliant—and it’s 100% FREE.

 

Sound familiar?

  • You’re in a whirlwind of onboarding chaos—everything’s everywhere, and it’s stressing you out.

  • Your current process is kinda embarrassing, and you know it’s not doing your business any favours.

  • You want an onboarding system that feels professional and fun, but you’re stuck with DIY and manual solutions.

  • The tech stuff feels overwhelming, but you’re ready to make it work (with a little help).

  • You faff way too much everytime a new client signs up

 

you’re in the right place if…

  1. You’re a one-person show (with a trusty VA if you’re lucky), and onboarding clients is the thing you secretly dread.

  2. Your ‘process’ involves a mix of old emails, random documents, and your memory. It’s not ideal, to say the least.

  3. You’ve got a killer service, but your clients’ first experience with you isn’t living up to your standards. It’s time to fix that.

What’s on the other side of this 5-day adventure?

  • A spruced up onboarding system that’s easy, organised, and makes you look like a total pro.

  • Way more time to focus on what you love—your actual work—instead of scrambling to get clients set up.

  • Clients who are not just satisfied but excited to work with you, because you’ve made the best first impression.

  • Confidence that your business is running smoothly from Day 1, no more winging it.

  • A solid CX foundation that’s ready to grow with you when you’re ready to scale.

Here’s how we’re going to make it happen:

 
  1. Join our Slack channel before January 13th and get ready for 5 days of onboarding transformation!

  2. Each day, I’ll drop a prompt that’s designed to make your onboarding slick, professional, and totally you.

  3. Complete each prompt to score points (and let’s be honest—bragging rights).

  4. Connect, share, and cheer each other on as you go.

  5. Win cool prizes for getting it done! We’ve got a first-place prize and two runner-up spots, so get ready to bring your A-game.

Stop settling for ‘meh’ when you could be giving your clients a ‘f*ck YEAH’ experience from Day 1!

No more boring onboarding—it’s time to make it unforgettable.

 

Ready to Join the Party? Let’s Turn Your Onboarding Into Something Amazing!

And did I mention it’s FREE? Here’s what you get:

  • Daily prompts that are simple, actionable, and beginner-friendly.

  • Access to a fun community of creative entrepreneurs just like you.

  • The chance to win prizes for jumping in and making it happen.

  • A smoother, stress-free onboarding process that’ll make you proud.

 

Hey there! I’m Harriet, your go-to CX & Systems Swot. 

 

I’m all about helping creative businesses design client experiences that make you wanna shout from the rooftops. My jam is creating simple, effective systems that give you room to breathe while delivering your best work. Let’s make your onboarding something to rave about!

all your questions answered…

  • Creative service-based business owners who are 1-3 years in, have a service that delivers results, and are ready to up their CX game without breaking the bank.

  • The challenge kicks off on January 13th and wraps up on January 17th, 2025.

  • We’re running this show via Slack. Each day, you’ll get a prompt designed to help you make your onboarding sparkle. Complete the tasks, score points, and aim for the prizes!

  • Just you, your creative brain, and a desire to take your onboarding from ‘meh’ to ‘f*ck YEAH.’

  • About 15-30 minutes a day to complete each prompt and engage with the group.

  • No worries! The prompts are beginner-friendly, with step-by-step guidance to keep it simple.

  • Catch up whenever you can, but staying on track daily will give you the best shot at winning those prizes!

  • Yup, 100% free. Just sign up, show up, and let’s dive in!