Meh to f*ck YEAH: Overhaul Your Onboarding in 5 Days!

JOIN THE CHALLENGE EVERGREEN WHENEVER YOU WANT!

Ditch the Dull and Say Hello to Onboarding That Wows!

Ready to transform that clunky client onboarding into something that makes you (and your clients) say, “Hell YES!”? In just 5 days, we’ll turn your onboarding process from blah to brilliant—and it’s 100% FREE.

 

Sound familiar?

  • You’re in a whirlwind of onboarding chaos—everything’s everywhere, and it’s stressing you out.

  • Your current process is kinda embarrassing, and you know it’s not doing your business any favours.

  • You want an onboarding system that feels professional and fun, but you’re stuck with DIY and manual solutions.

  • The tech stuff feels overwhelming, but you’re ready to make it work (with a little help).

  • You faff way too much everytime a new client signs up

 

you’re in the right place if…

  1. You’re a one-person show (with a trusty VA if you’re lucky), and onboarding clients is the thing you secretly dread.

  2. Your ‘process’ involves a mix of old emails, random documents, and your memory. It’s not ideal, to say the least.

  3. You’ve got a killer service, but your clients’ first experience with you isn’t living up to your standards. It’s time to fix that.

What’s on the other side of this 5-day adventure?

1 - A spruced up onboarding system that’s easy, organised, and makes you look like a total pro.

2 - Way more time to focus on what you love. Your actual work. Instead of scrambling to get clients set up.

3 - Clients who are not just satisfied but excited to work with you, because you’ve made the best first impression.

4 - Confidence that your business is running smoothly from Day 1, no more winging it.

5 - A solid CX foundation that’s ready to grow with you when you’re ready to scale.

Stop settling for ‘meh’ when you could be giving your clients a ‘f*ck YEAH’ experience from Day 1!

No more boring onboarding. it’s time to make it unforgettable.

 

Ready to Join? Let’s Turn Your Onboarding Into Something Amazing!

And did I mention it’s FREE?

 

Hey there! I’m Harriet, your go-to CX & Systems Swot. 

 

I’m all about helping creative businesses design client experiences that make you wanna shout from the rooftops. My jam is creating simple, effective systems that give you room to breathe while delivering your best work. Let’s make your onboarding something to rave about!

all your questions answered…

  • Creative service-based business owners who are 1-3 years in, have a service that delivers results, and are ready to up their CX game without breaking the bank.

  • The challenge is evergreen so it starts when you’re ready!

  • You’ll receive daily prompts from me via email to complete in your own time throughout the course of 5 days

  • Just you, your creative brain, and a desire to take your onboarding from ‘meh’ to ‘f*ck YEAH.’

  • About 30 minutes a day to complete each prompt.

  • No worries! The prompts are beginner-friendly, with step-by-step guidance to keep it simple.

  • Catch up whenever you can! Just remember to keep my emails.

  • Yup, 100% free. Just sign up, show up, and let’s dive in!